zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

(via fredianemay)

borlax:

a fun prank to pull on your friends is when they’re sleeping, replace all of their skin with denim. they won’t ever be able to wear denim without becoming denim on denim. their fashion sense will be ruined and their mortal body will confined to a prison made of denim.

(via secretlyyoursx3)